What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.