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What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Guardian Jokes More Guardian Jokes

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Security Guard Jokes More Security Guard Jokes

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle?

A Bouncer

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station