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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What we are?

We are security guards Peter!