What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant