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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant