End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
You don't no jack!
Because you C4 of them exploding every day
Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.
Samsung Not Explode
Guardians of the Galaxy
A Guardian of the Galaxy
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
The guardians of the galaxy!
Sam. Samsung
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)
Because "Kindle" was taken.
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Guardians of the galaxy
Security at Samsung.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Because no one man should have all that flour.
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
Because 7, 10, 11!
Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.
A Wind-up Merchant.
A sailor.
Because Windows 7 8 9
The start menu.
There was no reaction
Player: I finished it in three days!
