End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
You don't no jack!
Because you C4 of them exploding every day
Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.
Samsung Not Explode
Guardians of the Galaxy
A Guardian of the Galaxy
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
The guardians of the galaxy!
Sam. Samsung
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)
Because "Kindle" was taken.
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Guardians of the galaxy
Security at Samsung.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
For holding up a pair of pants.
My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.
He had to get a new goat!
It gets Camel-Towed.
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
Why don't you try icing it
I am not a cook
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.
I would like to help with house #7.
Because 7 ate 9.
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.
