Samsung Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

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Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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It was an explosive success

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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Why is Rose sad?

Because there is no Jack in iPhone 7.

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.