What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.