What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant