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Galaxy Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What is a flea's favourite book?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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Birthday State of Mind

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Firefighter Jokes More Firefighter Jokes

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

M8 Jokes More M8 Jokes

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Ducktape Jokes More Ducktape Jokes

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired