Galaxy Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What is a flea's favourite book?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

Stepladder Jokes More Stepladder Jokes

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Security Guard Jokes More Security Guard Jokes

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.