Galaxy Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What is a flea's favourite book?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What did the dill pickle say to jennifer lopez?

U WOt M8?

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?