Galaxy Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What is a flea's favourite book?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

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The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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We were bound to get together...

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What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

What did the dill pickle say to jennifer lopez?

U WOt M8?

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

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How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.