Galaxy Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What is a flea's favourite book?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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About 7 beers.

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!