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What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

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Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate