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What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

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What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.