What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

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What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage