What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

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What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.