How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

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What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.