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How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

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How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

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What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.