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What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

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Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.