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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist