Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

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Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"