Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar