Because the top said "Twist to open."
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Her mommy was in a jam.
You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?
Mother nature doing the twist!
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
