Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."