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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."