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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you have a high sperm count?

She has to chew.

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!