What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me