Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.