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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!