Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Who's there! Caroline! Caroline who?

Caroline of rope with you!