What flies through the jungle singing opera?

The parrots of Penzance!

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Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language