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What flies through the jungle singing opera?

The parrots of Penzance!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.