Parrot Jokes

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?

It speaks in Polly-syllables!

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

What flies through the jungle singing opera?

The parrots of Penzance!

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"