Pollygone
A carrot.:
Because he was using too much fowl language
SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.
A walkie talkie!
Polyunsaturated
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
I love Parrots in the Springtime!
Polly unsaturated!
Two parrots exactly the same!
Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
A walkie-talkie.
It speaks in Polly-syllables!
A polygon!
Short John Silver!
A bird that talks in morse code!
Send him to polytechnic!
Africa," says the parrot.
A Perch!
An animal that talks your head off.
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
A Walkie Talkie
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
Parrot says, "Africa."
A wordy birdy!
P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.
Polly want a quacker!
A polynomeal
The parrots of Penzance!
Polly wants a firecracker!
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Pollywood!
A bird that will talk you ear off!
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
A Carrot.
Me: I love you.
It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.
Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
Quack.
Pair-a-dice!
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
He had to parrot.
Polly want a cracker with cavier please!
You feeling salty bro
A centipede with a wooden leg!
A centipede with athlete's foot!
Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.
Loafers!
