Pollygone
A carrot.:
Because he was using too much fowl language
SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.
A walkie talkie!
ISIS
Polyunsaturated
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
I love Parrots in the Springtime!
Polly unsaturated!
Two parrots exactly the same!
Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
A walkie-talkie.
It speaks in Polly-syllables!
A polygon!
Short John Silver!
A bird that talks in morse code!
The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"
Send him to polytechnic!
Africa," says the parrot.
A Perch!
An animal that talks your head off.
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
A Walkie Talkie
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
Parrot says, "Africa."
A wordy birdy!
The parrot says, "Detroit."
P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.
Polly want a quacker!
A polynomeal
The parrots of Penzance!
Polly wants a firecracker!
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Pollywood!
A bird that will talk you ear off!
Because polly wanted a cracker
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
A Carrot.
He only had one pupil.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Treeson
A tree.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Catonese
A dead parrot.
Mack-u-la!
The tomato is red.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Ah-so-late!
Me: I didn't see you coming!
Ptui
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
