Pollygone
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Polly want a Cracker.
A carrot.:
Because he was using too much fowl language
SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.
A walkie talkie!
ISIS
Polyunsaturated
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
I love Parrots in the Springtime!
Polly unsaturated!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Two parrots exactly the same!
Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
A walkie-talkie.
It speaks in Polly-syllables!
A polygon!
Short John Silver!
A bird that talks in morse code!
The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"
Africa" Says the parrot.
Because Polly wants a cracker.
Send him to polytechnic!
Africa," says the parrot.
A Perch!
An animal that talks your head off.
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
A Walkie Talkie
A carrot!
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
Parrot says, "Africa."
A wordy birdy!
The parrot says, "Detroit."
P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.
Polly want a quacker!
A polynomeal
The parrots of Penzance!
Polly wants a firecracker!
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Pollywood!
A bird that will talk you ear off!
Because polly wanted a cracker
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
A Carrot.
Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
An oakie.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.
His left hook.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh
They work on so many levels.
As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.
You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!
They fall in love.
Bach Bach Bach Bach
Mao
