Pollygone
A carrot.:
Because he was using too much fowl language
SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.
A walkie talkie!
Polyunsaturated
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
I love Parrots in the Springtime!
Polly unsaturated!
Two parrots exactly the same!
Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
A walkie-talkie.
It speaks in Polly-syllables!
A polygon!
Short John Silver!
A bird that talks in morse code!
Send him to polytechnic!
Africa," says the parrot.
A Perch!
An animal that talks your head off.
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
A Walkie Talkie
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
Parrot says, "Africa."
A wordy birdy!
The parrot says, "Detroit."
P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.
Polly want a quacker!
A polynomeal
The parrots of Penzance!
Polly wants a firecracker!
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Pollywood!
A bird that will talk you ear off!
Because polly wanted a cracker
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
A Carrot.
Hollandaise.
Farsi.
Lieutenant
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
To buy some quack croakaine!
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
A centipede with a wooden leg!
She wanted to tease hair
He didn't want to stake his tent.
Two plains.
A salad-manager
He had to parrot.
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
A walkie talkie.
