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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.