What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!