What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!