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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!