What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede