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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Walkie Talkie Jokes More Walkie Talkie Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!