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What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

Blonde Woman Jokes More Blonde Woman Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called?

Radio-Activity