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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Blonde Woman Jokes More Blonde Woman Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie