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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Blonde Woman Jokes More Blonde Woman Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie