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How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

Grave-y gravy

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.