Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

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What does an alcoholic nun have?

A bad habit.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun apparel?

The Bad Habit.