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Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

QUACKer Oaths.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.