Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

QUACKer Oaths.

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Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.