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Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

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How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.