Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit