Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun apparel?

The Bad Habit.

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.