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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's the most common time to see the dentist?

Two Thirty.

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.