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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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She pulled some strings.

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What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

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What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?