What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them