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What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast