What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.