Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.