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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh