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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.