Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh