Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!