Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!