What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if it's Lochte'd

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What birds are found in Portugal?

Portu-geese!

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What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick