What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Previous Random Joke Next

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY