What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.