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What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why did the football go to the bank?

To get is quarterback.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!