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What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.