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Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!