Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!