Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies.