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Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken