Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.