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Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.