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Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.