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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

Chunky Jokes More Chunky Jokes

What do you call a spoiled cow?

Chunky

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..