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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

Chunky Jokes More Chunky Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What do you call a spoiled cow?

Chunky