What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

Chunky Jokes More Chunky Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What do you call a spoiled cow?

Chunky