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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What do you call a spoiled cow?

Chunky