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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

Who's there! Army Ant! Army Ant who?

Army Ants coming for tea then

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What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What do you call a spoiled cow?

Chunky