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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

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Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

Where does he get off?

Credit to Hampton Yount)

Chunky Jokes More Chunky Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What do you call a spoiled cow?

Chunky