What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

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What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What do you call a spoiled cow?

Chunky