What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Chunky Jokes More Chunky Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What do you call a spoiled cow?

Chunky