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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

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What do you call a spoiled cow?

Chunky

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..