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How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus?

It takes only one nail to hold the picture up

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Publisher Jokes More Publisher Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.