How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

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What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Editor Jokes More Editor Jokes

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

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How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.