Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
It's over, man.
Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.
It was supposed to be in place last week!
Any 4 numbers in a row.
Trying to hold on to a thought.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
The leash goes slack
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
His place is a dump
A place were crows go to get a drink!
Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.
He was in Peake condition.
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
Because 7, 10, 11.
Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Because they're too cornea.
