How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.