How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.