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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.