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How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.