How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

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Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).