How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.