Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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How do bros want their drinks?

NOICE!!!!

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.