Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.