Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.