Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What's a blonde's favourite wine?

"Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.