Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

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How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?

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Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".