Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
You use test tickles
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.
So he could "get a long little doggy".
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
