What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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Sure, Bert!

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What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!