What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?