Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

How do you have a party in outer space?

You plan-et.