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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

How do you have a party in outer space?

You plan-et.

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!