Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.