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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.