What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

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Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.