What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.