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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

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Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!