What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.