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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

How do you have a party in outer space?

You plan-et.