What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.