How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.