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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.