What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Heshe Jokes More Heshe Jokes

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!