What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

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What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!