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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

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What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!