What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!