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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

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What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.