He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?
It was a work of friction.
When there's a stamp on it.
They get sent to the pen.
Swine flu!
In his hog cabin!
The library, because it has the most stories.
A library, because it has so many stories.
One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
Pigpockets.