Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

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What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.