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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What Do You Call A Story About A Broken Pencil?

Pointless

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets