Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?

In his hog cabin!

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What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.