Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets