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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

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What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

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What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.