Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

What do you call a pig who overacts?

A ham ham.

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What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

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What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!