Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

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Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York?

The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets