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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

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How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!