What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.