What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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A Beef

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......