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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!