Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.