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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.