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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.