What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.