What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

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What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

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Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.