What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

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Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!