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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone?

The screaming speed bumps

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Evacuate Jokes More Evacuate Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.