What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.