What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

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Which vitamin best helps a Pokémon breed?

PP Up.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.