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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.