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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Evacuate Jokes More Evacuate Jokes

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Disaster Jokes More Disaster Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office