Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

Evacuate Jokes More Evacuate Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Disaster Jokes More Disaster Jokes

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office