Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

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Caps and robbers

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No, Woman, no pie.

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A hypocrite.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

What's your favourite onomatopoeic word?

Mine's "silence".

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.