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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

How many children does Jamal have?

Show your work.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is long and hard that women don't have compulsorily?

The military service.

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

What is Sean Murray's favorite song?

The sound of silence

Evacuate Jokes More Evacuate Jokes

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence