Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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They though it was Riel funny!

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An illogical situation imagined by a child.

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He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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Mine's "silence".

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Evacuate Jokes More Evacuate Jokes

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Disaster Jokes More Disaster Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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A catashopic.