Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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Fur Elise

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Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

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Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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I feel abominable.'

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He began to feel Merry.

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Ginger bread

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They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.