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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

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How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

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Where you left it

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What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.