Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
He used conditioner on them.
No one else will do it for them
A gynecologist who thinks he's really funny
Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
She was a little husky.
Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
All her children had gone to the dogs.
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back