They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
Pasts
He was knotty.
Let his people go!
Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
Giving the pope an errection
Indentured servitude.
Hip-Pop
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.