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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas