Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call the child of two redheads?

Ginger bread

What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do old people smell like?

Depends

Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus