Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

Because they are set in the future.

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!