Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why aren't there any mexicans in Star Trek?

They don't work in the future either.

What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal