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Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)