What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop