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What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

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What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

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What do old people smell like?

Depends

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.