What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

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Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

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What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.