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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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They want everything to be straight.

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You use a pair of caesars.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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It's a shifty business.

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting