How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!