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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.