How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

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What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.