How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

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Who's there! Caesar! Caesar who?

Caesar quickly before she gets away!

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!