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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.