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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.