Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.