In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
She wanted to be on time.
Because he's a real dawg.
In case he gets a hole in one.
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
Because they always bring boos.
I told her that drinks were on the house
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Elementary
To keep their pants up.
Because the snowblower was coming.
Click Turpin
Steal her saucer.
For holding up a pair of pants.
In case he got a hole in one.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
One is a hunt on a course.
Because it had the wrong Driver
