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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.