Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Spare Change Jokes More Spare Change Jokes

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to