Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".

Spare Change Jokes More Spare Change Jokes

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to