Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case!

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Spare Change Jokes More Spare Change Jokes

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to