Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

Spare Change Jokes More Spare Change Jokes

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to