Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What is the magic word?

Son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".