Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

Bad at golf?

Join the club.