You might get a hole in one.
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
Incase he gets a hole in one
A fruit punch.
A guard dog!
They both give you tightness in the pants.
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
A pair of slippers.
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
