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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?

Neither can wear pants

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.