Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

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Why are you wearing?

Existentialist reporter on the red carpet

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.