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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry