Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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His place is a dump

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He used an eyepatch

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Because they cantaloupe...

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He took the rhombus

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Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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In case they get a hole in one!

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They had no leads.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!