Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

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