Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

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Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

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What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one.

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.